Heylo guys, Wats up with you these days, huh? Hope you did not miss me. *sigh* I don’t know till when am I going to fool myself that people actually miss me. Anyways, I know lots of people did not like my previous post it sounded like I was frustrated and nothing humorous about it. Well I know, but what was I supposed to do I was really frustrated. In any case lets not delve into the things from the past :P.
This is a really Funny shit I found out. The gibberish language that’s about to follow is written by someone. To be precise this is ‘ABOUT ME’ me from my ex’s Chirkut profile. I hope u don’t doubt my preferences but just for the record it was my ex-girlfriend. Followed is what I think about what she has written, Wherever you find the word spelt correctly, you will come to know it was me. Enjoy.
!!!...CuTe...!!!
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Yeah, Cant disagree on this one.
!!!...SeNsItIvE...!!!
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Well sometimes yes but most of the times utterly Insensitive.
!!!...SmARt...!!!
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Really, huh?
!!!...InTeLlIgEnT...!!!
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This thing is out of question. You can find the Intelligence quotient running in her “about me’.
!!!...FrIeNdLy...!!!
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Yeah this is true. But, more friendly than required.
!!!...LoViNg...!!!
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Really? But I was never the person loved.
!!!...CaRiNg...!!!
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You can just change the word loving with caring.
!!!...SuPPoRtIvE!!!
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Yeah damn supportive. She was so supportive that I don’t really have the words to describe the kind of support that I got :P.
!!!...UnDeRsTanDiNG!!!
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Lol writing things about her is gonna make go crazy.
!!!...MooDY!!!
For sure I cant deny this.
hmm.... (go ahead think think)
bout me.... (really)
so lemme strt.... (tell me when will you stop)
adorable....naughty.....nasty....mishivious.....happenin....frndly....sweet..
cute...addictive......stubborn.....understdin.....trustworthy (redundancy, lots of spelling mistakes, “do u even need more proof on her intelligence”
extravagant dersires…..(well, well, trust me maybe for someone else never for me though )troublesome….(yeah this part was always left for me)
confused most of da tymzz……(yeah, this is for sure, even if you are not you can act really well)just luv mkin frndzz (did you forget only with boys :P)
totally a gothic behaviour......( What the fuck, I am sure please excuse her she really does not know what gothic means)
luv 2 b pampered a lot....(yeah by everyone except me)
happy -go-lucky character......(did u just speak about character?)
luv 2 b called sweet nmes....(whoa! I never knew dat. Would you mind to elaborate on what sweet means)
em 2 protective.....n possesive bout mah loved ones...(*sigh* Only about loved ones and not me)
lazyiest person on e@rth.....(i can vouch for her on this)
em a vry emotional person...lil bit of sprituality.... (damn man ever seen a spiritual atheist, on the contrary excuse her might not know the meaning of being spiritual as well)
ppl enjoy mah company loadzzz...(yeah every but does, except me)
just luv 2 hang out wid mah frndzz....(yeah, yeah right I agree. Who will know this better than me)
ppl get addicted 2 me vry easily....(yeah dats true, but on second thought this addiction is not long lasting)
lil bit of tomboyish behaviour at tymzz bt den gurlish 2……(for gods sake what do you mean by that? You are a girl)
mnny kiddas in me…..olwayzz stuck in new new problemzz……( yeah she finished off with one of the problems, ME. Well, about kidas (kiddas) I dun really know never had time ti check them out)
bt I luv 2 solve oderzz problemzz……(yeah right and then get entangled in them)n least bothered of mine……(no comments)
just luv 2 trouble ppl a lot……..(I was the biggest victim of this trait ask me)
em olwayzz in mah own world…..(where did u say your world was)
just luv 2 party ol da tym……(yeah right, I know that your idea of partying means to go to college and cooking in the kitchen)
n..
just luv mah family n frndz loadzz……( that’s where I did not fit in I guess)
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51 comments :
hawww...
what is this...? tch tch tch
kya ladka hai...
PS:
"Im standing in your light
I do hope you have the time"
@preeti
you did get it right, the name was actually derived from it.
And this is how i payback for the atrocities committed by my Ex :p
Whats the point if she doesnt know...?
or are you feeling good from inside for having vomitted the venom...?
tch tch tch...kya yaar...?
:p
and you are calling her a chirkut...???
:-P bichaari...hahhahahahahahaa
very bad boy, kurt...
@Preeti
Chirkut is the other name for a famous social networking website.
and yeah i can't get her to read it cause she has blocked me on Orkut(rings bell?)account. But, i wont stop trying from getting this post reach her :P
arrey
bell is ringing...i admit i am totally challenged when it comes to networking websites...
chirkut hahahahahahahaa...
i like tharki also hahahahahahaa...
please dont call her tharki samjha...
kaayko re...? gussa thook de...
Kindly excuse 'wtf' addition to all remarks, they are sorry responses of my feminine existence.
@copy rioter
I am Not angry for anything but, did you see her vocab, she is damn creative lol even if the spellings are wrong :P
And yeah maybe gothic comes from me i used it a lot of times in front of her but, i never thought that she would include that. Most probably to attract some more rocker guys :P or might have just plagiarized someone Else's about me
@preeti
i think you did not go thorugh the post she herself accepts about it
Lots of KIDDAS in me (kidas to be precise) *sigh* why was i not able to find any kidas in 8 years :(
OOOOO Kurt is a ROCKER GUY.
@copy rioter
Yeah i do Listen to rock music but, can you actually define what a rocker means. Think no one Can.
Anyways i smell sarcasm in what you just said.
That should be ok, if you read the url of this blog :-)
You used the word - 'rocker guys' and now you're complaining
@copy rioter
Well i said she might be trying to attract 'Rocker guys' i never said i was one of them =P
and isn't that supposed to be for me 'sarcasm'
keeda is the keyword...
tere me bohot keede hai...
kya kya bola hai...ladki ke baare me
but come to think of it... its ok... ab traas dene ka hai to de hi de......if she could make you react in such a manner it is obvious that usne bhi bohot traas diya hai tereko...
chokas...kem?
tch...kurt
@preeti
That's what i said, she says she likes to get into trouble and one of them is over, that's me :P.
hahahahahahahaha...
but tell me something, kurt... tujhe kaisa lag raha hai..?
@preeti
Mujhe itni khushi meri zindagi mai kabhi nahi mili :P
achcha beta...
isiliye khushi ke maare tu ye sab kar raha hai...
hmmnnn...?
chalo....i guess we all have our own interpretations regarding the concept of happiness...
paagal ladka...
:-P
@Preeti
Now i am free from the clutches of my girlfriend.
Free spirit once again.
Feels like i was just released on BAIL after 8 years or wait, maybe freed permanently. :P
8 years? thats a long time....
freed permanently from her or....????
well...yeah its good to be free...as long as you've defined freedom correctly...
at one time i kind of misinterpreted being free as being alone and lonely... thats not good you know...
one thinks one might be relieved and unburdened...but being free actually adds on to the bojh...
hmmnnn....
@preeti
i am trying to adjust to the new lifestyle :P
Wish me luck.
@preeti
at one time i kind of misinterpreted being free as being alone and lonely... thats not good you know...
one thinks one might be relieved and unburdened...but being free actually adds on to the bojh...
I don't know about you but, I am enjoying being alone. Actually, cherishing every moment of it.
Oh you have all my best wishes and blessings...
:-P
at times na, you feel like lashing out and hurting and generally being a pain in the butt...but at the end of the day your own actions hurt you more than what others have done to you...
par tu samajhdaar ladka hai...im sure you know perfectly well what you are doing...
its just that i love to lecture. i am partly that by profession you see. so bear with me...
:-P
but...yeah... stay happy ok...?
@preeti
but...yeah... stay happy ok...?
Am i missing something or, is it just that i am imagining things? But i do think there is some hidden meaning in the question mark.
And yeah, I've passed the hurting myself stage already. :P
shabaash...
tu to chataa hua khiladi hai...
no no...no hidden meanings at all...you just have an imagination that is working over time...
:-P
arrey...when i said ok with a question mark i expected you to reply with a yes or a no...and you are searching for hidden meanings...
kya ladka hai...!!!
@preeti
I've been taught to read between the lines and to always try to get the Hidden meaning of the words. :P
@ Chinti.
Like I've said, I'm not going to comment on the post itself.
@ Preeti.
kurtnirvana said...
@preeti
Mujhe itni khushi meri zindagi mai kabhi nahi mili :P
He was only happy because for the first time in his blogging life, he got comments.
@jhayu
Yeah that was one of the reasons :P
But i am actually happy that i started working in this Company :P
Kurt...
tch...thats why maybe you've been missing out on the obviouses...
stop reading between the lines boy...
:-P
look the gist of everything is..whether single or not single...be happy samjha kya...
@preeti
i am learning the art of being happy.
Just joined a Course 'Art of Living' by SRI SRI RAVISANKAR' :P
by the way any advices are welcome.
@ Preeti.
Can't hwlp it... He just inspires me!
@jhayu
I am glad that i Inspire someone, even if for just making fun. :P
ohhh...
i've done the basic course...
i enjoyed it.
but you have to practice ha...
hmmnnn ... and if you want to talk then i am always listening...samjhees
:-)
Jhayu...
superbrat suits you so fine...!!!
@preeti
I will always be guided by your advice. :P
kurt...
paglu...:-P
i cant advice you, you know...
i can provide an opinion and say what i feel or think...ultimately you have to choose...you have to decide...only you can know whats best for you...
a wise person i know says the same thing.
PS: i thought i was the only one who trusted blindly. i see there are other gullibles like me in this world.
Kurt,
I was just trying to be true the the spirit of the blog - sarcastic.
AND IF SHE FELL FOR YOU, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A ROCKER GUY :-p
Kurt...
kaisa hai?
i am going to sign off with random lines from the God's compositions from now on...ok
:-P
.... "Light my candles in a daze 'cause i've found God"
@copy rioter
She hates rock Music :P thats the worst thing
@preeti
Do you pray to the same god?
Maybe i do Kurt...maybe i do...
thats makes us.... what...???
are we finding or losing our religion...? or are we creating a new one...???
:-)
..... "I spoke into his eyes -- I thought you died alone, A long long time ago"
@copy rioter
Hey the more interesting thing is that she hates rock music. Her favorite rock song is 'I Love Rock and Roll' by Britney :P
@preeti
I don't have the enthusiasm and energy required to start a 'cult' leave alone a whole new religion. I just plainly follow god cuz he gave me the guts to say
"Here we are now, Entertain us"
ha ha ha...
dont underestimate yourself, boy...
i am sure you've been born to do great things. you're time's just not arrived. but it will...very soon!!! you've got to keep your eyes and ears and mind open though.
..."Speaking a phrase, Instantly grown, I am blind, Waiting in line"
@preeti
Lol thanks for having the faith. But how will i come to know that my time has come?
"He was born for your crew
I've got nothing left to prove
If I die before I wake
Hope I don't come back asleep"
This is one of the songs that i like the most.
Kurt...
hmnnn...how will you come to know...?
if you believe in yourself and if you believe in the fact that you have the power within you to be strong and also to be weak then you have somewhat reached there.
there will be phases when all you are aware of is your weakness. let these phases come. they are necessary. but dont let them stay.
arrey you have youth, you have energy...this is YOUR TIME...but you havent yet made her yours. GO GET HER, CLAIM HER!!! she is very beautiful and sexy, you know
kya kya gaana pasand karta hai, paagal...ja ja ke... cheee
..."Set the mood, something new"
@preeti
'GO GET HER, CLAIM HER!!!'
Am i missing something here?
Get Who?
tch ...
Kurt ... you can be really dense sometimes...
Get Time... and make her yours... if you are able to take control over time and subdue her you are the King the Emperor the Everything...
sheesshhh...understand metaphors, boy.....
...."I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear"
@preeti
Shit! i Thought you were speaking about my EX :P
Idiot....
:-P
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