Be funny, and sarcastic.
Remember that great line by Nevada Smith from Carpetbaggers about how a gun is like your second cock? Well my girl did not. It was not that she was not a fan of Erotic novel writer but, she was not into reading at all.
Remember those Shitty humorous jokes about ‘how to kill babies’? She didn’t know those either. But if told those goddamn jokes to her, she would always remind me how gore my thoughts can be.
Women love a guy with a sense of humor, but they hate a guy who really knows how to laugh, don’t they.
Huh, huh... shut up, Kurtnirvana
The more you suppress those laughs when an old codger falls off, or sit stoned while when someone says the F word, the more your woman will love you.
They love a bit of fake sophistication, it depends on you how you don’t fall for that trap. Mentioning how funny you think CHE is will only have her fall more in love with you. I don’t really know what’s wrong with these girls. The next time with your fake sophistication you might just find yourself a DVD of Miss Congeniality as your birthday gift. :P
Next time you’re out at a fine restaurant, suffering through another of her birthday parties, and the waiter asks you what you’d like, just reply, “It’s Fuckin Falooda Time!” And make sure all the other guys in the restaurant can hear what you say, because they’ll be laughing their balls out but, on the inside. Try rescuing those poor guys. Tell them the truth, tell them all they need is counseling.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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* speechless *
Oh, wait.
Labels: Carpetbaggers, Che, Erotic
Not implying anything... NOT!
Though if someone in a restaurant yelled out, "It's fucking falooda time!" I would laugh my arse off.
OMG Are you my ex-boyfriend?
*giggles*
I LOOOVE FAKE SOPHISTICATION.
THIS EXPLAINS 'WHY I AM SINGLE' ;-)
@Jhayu
Anything for getting Clicks :P
@copyrioter
I thought This is why i am single. An no you cant be my ex cuz you ar not a girl with 'TOTALLY GOTHIC BEHAVIOR"
"Mentioning how funny you think CHE is will only have her fall more in love with you."
WTF?
@che
Wasn't it you who said most of the girls fall for me as they think i am funny?
Kurt...
Hi...you ok...?
actually i dont think so...esp after reading this post of yours...
what happened to you...?
i can make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE of what you have written...
@preeti
Welcome back i thought u had taken sanyas or something lol. And this makes sense really to most of the boys though. I am trying my hand at sarcasm these days. Enjoyed diwali?
ya i did...did you...?
me...sanyas...? heh heh heh...if i told you what i've been doing...hahahahahahahaaa...
dont be sarcastic, kurt...
it is not you...
it can never be you...
and your explanation for the CHE reference just does not qualify as an explanation...samjha...
*as you are, as you were, as i want you to be*
:-)
i truly missed comment threading with you Kurt...
hmmnnnn....i just realized that
no they are not...
but it is not a good idea to convert...sarcasm breeds contempt and discord...
if you can handle notoriety...fine...
ask me and i would love to be purely loved...without salt pinches...
:-)
this one's for
"yeah i think i did too..."
you're the sweetest...!
preeti i dun know but i think and so do my friends that i am notorious. and what 'sweet' me ?compliment? sarcasm?
even if it is not directed against one particular person...it does leave a distasteful feeling behind...
think about what you really are...
sheeeeeeeesh....
and be that...
you dont have to change for anyone.
Change is the first thing that i want in me. It's been a looooooong time since i changed last. Now, is a good time to change, i think.
pleeeeease dont become sarcastic...
doooont...
change into c'est magnifique...
sarcastic people dont last for long. and only those who combine it with wit intelligence and charm eternalize themselves...because with these people the sarcasm tends to be ignored...or gotten used to...they basically get away with it because they have been doing it for sometime...
No im not planning to be sarcastic at all. I am just planning to payback some dues that are long awaiting clearance.
arrey again you are back to talking about payback...
what happened Kurt to make you so vengeful...?
KYA HUA...?
yaha pe baat nai karna hai to mereko email kar...paagal ladka...
tch!!!
nothing like that madam. DUn worry i am really alright
As long as you are consistent ...
:-)
so...whats been happening today...?
i am working really hard to promote something online :( thats really bad
Why is it bad...?
because its a lost cause that you are fighting for...?
no nothing like that its something like i have to post stuff on Websites to drive traffic on to the landing page that we have created.
achcha...
ok...i gotta go...
you take care of yourself ... samjha..paglu...
:-)
Cool bye take care. :)
Kurt, How could you???
"And this makes sense really to most of the boys though."
What about it making sense to me???
Never mind I correct it for you rocker boy:
And this makes sense really to most of the boys and exceptionally intelligent woman(ther's only one, hence the singular noun).
RIOTER...
how could you...???
i am also 'intelligent woman' no...? (i thought you were on my side) :-(
ok i can be dense and stupid at times but i do have occasional bouts of intelligence...
;-)
@copyrioter
Lol, Thanks for supporting me. I was having second thoughts about this post. :(
Preeti, Your intelligence was hacked as soon as you stepped into my blog, HA *pause* HA *pause*
HA *pause*.
NOw it will be corrupted with some rioteousness and spoon fed to you at my whim and will.
Kurt - This has been your best post so far. And guess what? A bit sarcastic too!!!!!
@copyrioter
Thanks Lady you have just motivated me for being sarcastic. I'm learning the art.
RIOTER...
aaaahhh
i detect a friotful sinspiracy...
but come to think of it...i do need a dose of rioteousness and who better to inject it than you...
brashtachaar zindabaad...
and Kurt...
hmmnnn...
theek hai theek hai...
----
You're ... personally responsible for ...
The entire strip ... to be washed away ...
Cleansed ... as if gallons of rubbing alcohol
Flowed through the strip and were set on fire.
This is What i answer to your statement
It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing
That you're only supposed to use once and then discard
Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend
My shyness, pet her flow
ya right...
and just you wait... i'll soon come back with a rejoinder...
I will be waiting.
Take your time, Hurry Up. The Choice is yours, Don't be Late. Take a Rest, as A friend as an Old enemy.
Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
soul is cheap
Lesson learned
learned...?????
The process of learning never stops :P
adorable idiot...
:-)))))
First women to find me adorable. This i think is sarcasm at its best
:P
there's a first time for everything...
:p
stopppp...im not being sarcastic...
If you say so. Apparently that might be because you have not met me.
Awww, now don't be cute Kurt!
Kurt...
now i've got to meet you...
:-)))))
@copyrioter
Dun Jump in the bandwagon. Only teddy bears and dogs can be cute and i am neither.
@preeti
I guess u stay in banglore and trust me it will not be worth spending to visit mumbai to meet me :P
arrey...why do you underestimate yourself, boy...?
besides there are many people i've got to meet in bombay...so you can be one of them too, right...?
lol i dont underestimate myself but i don't overestimate as well :P
shut up...and stop saying such things...
samjha...
im sure everyone would want to meet you...even though you are attempting to be 'sarcastic'...
lol, lol, lol
You Render me speechless lady. I dun know what to say.
But you've already said it...
:-)))))
What did i say now?
Nothing...
;-p
so ...
whats happening today...?
Then how do you explain Che bring cute???
:-P :-P :-P
being cute, err..
Interesting insights, you really tell it like it is. Thanks for the comment.
Frye
asongwriterssanctum.blogspot.com
@copy rioter
Che BRING cute?
lol and anyways all the girls adore him and think that he is witty and funny and blah, blah.
i wanted to round up 59 to 60...
hence this random comment...
WTF. How come I am being mentioned and that too with references that dont make sense?
First KurtNirvana transcended all boundaries of gibberish with that profound statement and then Copyrioter bring the words Che and cute together.
Seriously WTF!
@che
Don't feel bad dude. Weren't you the person who was found to be 'Cute' by the girls during the all hands meet?
Kurt dearest...
why dont you write a new post...?
and JFYI (i can wtite short forms too, hmpf) i was in bombay much before our conversation on meeting possibilities...
*write*
@preeti
Thats so bad of you. Yeah and i am trying to write a new post. It will come soon.
Whats bad, darling...?
@preeti
i was in bombay much before our conversation on meeting possibilities...
THIS IS BAD
Its not bad...
there is always a next time...right...?
but if you're feeling bad... sowwyy!!!
:-(
and quick quick...new post...which does not 'transcend all boundaries of gibberish' ... samjha!!!
hahaha hilarious
maybe i should include this in my blog post about what boys do wrong. Oh wow, I'm inspired, yay
x
Sophie
Kurt - where are you? come back...
@preeti
I am planning to come up with something today by EOD about me.
lol
no posts..new attempt at sarcasm I believe.
NO just really really busy at getting my ads disapproved by my CD
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